Clandenny is a wealthy, little character with a big whack of crankiness. He has lived on a flax farm in Belarus for 50 years. His bed sheets, tablecloth and hat are made from flax. It is said that time and surroundings have an impact on one’s character, and it’s a known fact that flax oil becomes rapidly rancid with a noticeably nasty stench. This might explain why this furry is not smiling like a Cheshire cat. Clandenny should forsake the flax farm and travel to Glasgow.