This big softy may seem a little unapproachable at first but with a little effort, Laphroaig will warm up to you very swiftly. He lives on barley, water and yeast. Approach him with a Barley & Lentil Loaf or Pearl Barley Pilaf and you will make a friend for life! He consumes vast amounts of yeast with a little water – this causes his stomach to bloat. When he feels bloated he will lie on his back and recite the poems of Elvis McGonagall.

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