PEPPERAMI

Pepperami claims she is vegetarian. Being vegetarian to Pepperami means she doesn’t admit to midnight snacking on spicy German meat.  Pork meat,  specifically. She wears a red suit laced in a substance called Piperine. This chemical stimulates pigmentation in her skin. It also causes a curious reflex action in strangers – a violent, spasmodic expiration of breath through the nose. Pepperami is a walking sneezing bomb!


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