Vladexander (Vlander to his friends) is the mysterious mind behind the Sarcasto-meter, the Caesurae, the Arabic Prosody, and other less obscure meters (kilometer, thermometer) etc. Vlander and Vlad share a common ancestor and similar character traits, like tardiness for meetings and an uncanny ability to predict weather patterns. Vlander admires Jacob Grimm’s academic work in philology and has a penchant for damsels sporting perky mammaries. 

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